I’m gonna be one of those people who scares people off on the first date to make sure I’m not wasting my time with all of my random overwhelming facts about me..

• I am unlike any girl you’ve ever met, but I’m still a girl. Which means yes, I’m not always as hard as a rock, sometimes I jump to conclusions, sometimes I worry about nothing, yes I suffer from paranoia, paranoia lies in my bloodstream, yes I’m going to want to confide in you about shit you don’t care about, yes I will get demanding and mean on occasion, and yes, through all of that I will expect to be loved and supported when I come to you to help me with all of that.
• Yes I’m gonna send you text messages and you won’t know what to say, and I’ll expect a response anyway, you’ll make me cry and I’ll never tell you, I will NEED to be reminded of how great I am because YES I am impossibly insecure, although I don’t show it.
• Yes, when you get inconsistent, I am going to worry that I’ve done something wrong, not that you have, necessarily.
• And on top of all of that, I do love football, I love women jokes, I curse like a damn sailor, I like it rough, I’ll wrestle, I get more into the games than you do, I play sports, I play videogames, I love being “one of the boys”, but you had better recognize that I’m a damn lady. I am unstable, beautiful, and insecure. And I’ll love you until you hurt me so bad I can’t love anymore.